Time is warped in airports; the hours drag on but seem to have no chronological order. At first all is normal, but by the time the third hour rolls by memory black outs begin. A nagging feeling in the back of your mind says you shouldn't lay on the floor; someone might rob you, how odd you will look, and so on – but sleep deprivation whispers sweet security in your ears. Michael and I choose a snug corner in the San Antonio airport next to a horde of teenage girls, they're loud – but we don't mind. A blink later and they're replaced by 40 army men.
Several blinks later I catch my stand by flight to Atlanta, leaving Michael behind. Atlanta is a kind airport to smokers and a cruel mistress to broke alcoholics. Sojourn is the best place to go if you've got hours to kill, weather your a smoker or not do yourself a favor; pull a chair in its smoking section and start a conversation with the first lonely person you make eye contact with (of which there always is).
Once, on my way to Germany, I spoke to a military vet on his way back from leave, throwing out small talk as a reel to catch him in an honest mood that airport anonymity provides.
“So are you excited to get some time off?”
“Not in the slightest,” I hook me a live one, “My girlfriend is actually cheating on me with my best friend – and hey – I understand, I really do. Long distance relationships are hard, generally people are in relationships because they can't stand loneliness. I could even understand why she wouldn't feel sorry, after all, it was my choice to leave her – so yeah I can see her being angry. But my best friend? That's two back stabs with one action, and worse of all, she's being a malicious bitch about it; throwing my clothes out in the streets and sending me hate mail.”
“Ouch, kick a man on the ground why don't ya.”
“And spit and piss on him. I'm a pretty reasonable guy and I pay her as much attention as possible. What can you do though; no matter how hard you try reality and her rules will always win out.”
Silence envelopes us: We blow smoke straight up and meditate on its curls. I implore further “So what are you going to do?”
“Well I'm going to get what shit I have left and beat her.” The military man said it so smooth and nonchalant I was half way through nodding in agreance before I stopped shocked.
Though today's conversations are dry, I do find men to shoot the shit with over a whiskey on the rocks: Michael and I got separated in San Antonio, so any company is good company. One man tells me about how he had sneaked a bottle of whiskey on the airplane, and if one knows American airport security – one knows how ballsy that is – but after shining three fourths the bottle was eventually caught.
“You can't have that here sir.”
“No problem!” He gulps the remaining intoxication and finishes the bottle.